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  • caddiesandyoung 16:43 on January 26, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    Swansea ballboy – What MIGHT have happened (An ARWIF special) 

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    While you are reading this, balanced precariously on a window ledge so that you can steal someone else’s wi-fi and drinking slightly out of date Ribena…the Swansea City ‘ball boy manager’ is planning a lucrative future.

    Britain is taking a long soak in the bath of poverty, and yet Charlie Morgan is negotiating appearance fees for Loose Women, the One show, Graham Norton and Babestation. He will probably be the face of  ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ and secure a weekly column for Heat magazine… and yet us honest folk struggle even to afford branded lube.

    Charlie, as even the inhabitants of Baffin Island are aware, is the boy who lay on top of the ball in the Rumbelows Cup semi final, thus preventing Eden Hazard from returning it to the keeper. The pink mist descended on Hazard and he prodded Charles in the tummy with his very soft boot. Hazard was of course wrong to do this but I would urge you all to think about what might have happened to Charles if the perpetrator had been someone else…

    What might have been the outcome if Vidic had wanted the ball? (More …)

     
  • Rob B 14:22 on January 15, 2013 Permalink | Reply
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    The Death Of HMV – The End Of A Way Of Life 

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    Football and music – the two burning passions of our site editor Rob Blanchette. In this article, he reflects about the loss of HMV from our lives and high streets.

    When I was 15, like most kids…my school sent me out on work experience. One of my best pals had put down on the form that he loved sports, so subsequently got sent to work at a golf club. I had put down that I wanted to be a writer, and had hoped to be placed at the local newspaper…but I ended up at the Woolwich building society in the high street, filing paper work and making the tea.

    But in the end, it was the best work placement I could possibly have. And this was because it was next door to HMV.

    In my ill-fitting oversized suit, Id spend every lunchtime in there, browsing through the cassettes and CDs. Checking out all the new band t-shirts. I learned every corner of that shop, without realising that one day I would work there. As a 15-year-old I loved the vibe of the place. All the staff were cool. One girl was probably the most beautiful goth I had ever seen, and I had to control my boyish motivation for staring at her as she filled the racks. To me it was the greatest place to spend any free time. It was my library..I could discover new genres I had only read about. I could admire the artwork on the cover of every album. It was a consistently satisfying experience. It was the only place on earth I would run too when I needed a dose of escapism from the council estate and our poverty. There was no Facebook, Twitter or Playstation to fill a void. But we had music, and that was enough. (More …)

     
  • Guest Writer 11:51 on November 7, 2012 Permalink | Reply
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    Anderson – It’s time to take your chance 

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    Today, The Faithful welcomes Nathon Woodhead from Red Flag Flying High. You can follow the site @RFFH and Nathon @nathonw on twitter.

    They say love is blind. Never has there been a truer word spoken when it comes to football fans.

    Just look at the examples from the past 12 months, with the backing of Luis Suarez and John Terry by nobody but their own supporters.  All logic goes out of the window when you are defending your own player from criticism – especially that which has been directed from opposition or that journalist who seems to always be digging at your club.

    A defensive football fan can be compared to Eastenders’ very own Peggy Mitchell. Peggy was ‘that mum’ who would protect her boys Phil and Grant, no matter what they did. Theft? Adultery? Murder? “Nope, not my boys,” Peggy would say.

    With the above in mind, it baffles me how such a talented individual as Anderson can receive as much criticism as he does, on such a regular basis, from his own fans. Signed from Porto in July 2007 for a fee reported to be £20m, Anderson joined United with expectation on his shoulders. (More …)

     
  • charlieklein 06:05 on October 26, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Season II Episode II – Blogging Reds Monthly 

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    Chudi (@TheBusbyWay) and I (@Blogging Reds) discuss the past two month’s worth of United matches including a debate concerning United’s optimal formation. As usual we give our legends and c*$@-s- of the week.

     
  • Rob B 14:11 on October 23, 2012 Permalink | Reply
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    Fergie, Twitter & The Black Ferderation – How Rio Can Really Help 

    When I was a kid I used to watch a programme called ‘America’s Top Ten’

    I was a music buff. I had a fascination with the charts, how many records were sold, and how long these chunks of vinyl stayed popular. It was natural that  one day it would become my job.

    The programme used to be on ridiculously late at night, so I would tape it on our battered VHS…and watch it when I got home from school with a peanut butter sandwich and a pint of Um Bongo. Ah heady days. One of the segments of the programme that used to confuse me was a two minute run down of ‘The Black Chart.’ I was not clear what this meant…but I assumed it was a chart for black artists…or was it a chart for black music? The point is…it was a sub-chart for the main thing…the real deal Billboard. It was a chart to separate a certain genre and artist away from the mainstream. Sometimes it would be refered to as the RnB chart, but some of the acts were clearly NOT RnB. It was a sign of the times in 1985. Segregation was understood, even though strides were being made to break down barriers. Years later in the UK, in the late 90s…we would call it the Urban chart. This was to escape the racial direction the name of a chart could lean on, and to try to promote an inclusive element to music purchasing. To make sure that discrimination had no place in our modern industry.

    When Sir Alex made his bombastic comments about Jason Roberts, and then his promise to ‘deal with’ Rio Ferdinand for not wearing a Kick It Out T-Shirt…I was perplexed, and a tad angry. Yes we worship Fergie. He has been there and bought the t-shirt! The old man knows the game inside out. And as much as I love him…I realise he isn’t always right. I thought he had dropped a ricket…pulling rank on a player who has spent a year supporting his brother in what is the most famous case of a racist accusation in English football history.

    So I was delighted when later the manager publicly came out and backed Rio’s right to have freedom of choice, giving his opinion on how we should move forward together, rather than acting in an old skool manner. His words were reassuring. He explained his thoughts on ‘union’…and he sounded like the wise sage we know he is. Harmony was restored swiftly…just how we like it.

    Now we hear of ‘The Federation of Black Players’… (More …)

     
  • Rob B 11:25 on October 4, 2012 Permalink | Reply
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    Chicharito Out Lewandowski In? – Is The Mexican Surplus To Requirements At United? 

    There is no doubts that when Javier Hernandez burst onto the scene two years ago, he put a broad smile on every single face of the United Faithful. An anonymous footballer, unknown outside of his own country…appearing from nowhere, to score goals of predatory brilliance. A South American Michael Owen…doing the job that Michael Owen was purchased to do! That first twelve months earned him a bumper contract at MUFC, and he deserved every penny of his gazillion percent payrise.

    Twenty four months on, and the honeymoon period is over. Chico is very much fourth choice striker, as United traded a mercurial Bulgarian for a prolific Dutchman. It’s the same fight the Mexican was fighting in his first couple of seasons, but the departure of Berbatov has led to a change of tactical conscience at United…only a slight one…but maybe enough to see the tangible end to Chicharito’s chances of starting many games in the foreseeable future.

    The biggest debate currently raging between United aficionados is: How do we fit Rooney, Kagawa and RvP into the same team? Many Reds can’t see past the end of their tactical noses, and feel anything other than 4-4-2 is both ‘dirty and vile’…it falls outside the traditions of the club in their opinions. I understand this warm glowing feeling this classic United formation gives supporters, but history never dictates the future…the present does. Today has become a midfield plethora of possession and simplicity. Strikers can no longer sit on the shoulder of the last man, and have a cigarette while the ball is down the other end. Defenders can’t sit in a straight line of four, for 90 minutes, ready to charge their hands into the sky in unison, to claim the mandatory offside they have cultivated. And the players between defence and attack…they need to be skillful magicians…giving the ball away is a criminal act…and creation is their function.

    4-4-2 doesn’t lend itself very well to this. 4-4-1-1 is the closest you can get to a compromise. Some think the only variation between the two formation is that man ‘in the hole’ behind the centre forward. But like everything in football, there’s a bit more to it than that. It is important not to isolate the lone striker, because then you might as well play 4-5-1…or even an Italian favoured 4-6-0! That man in the hole has to tie the midfield and attack together, like a piece of elastic…both working hard for the midfield cause of possession, and bursting forward to put the ball in the net. This has been United’s default formation during the Berbatov/Rooney years. Wayne’s willingness to drop deep at every opportunity dictated that this was a natural formation for us to play. It also meant you could stick a Chicharito in that forward role, and he would get bags of service from the wide areas, and a proverbial Evertonian up his backside as support. It was tailor-made for the Mexican.

    With the arrival of Kagawa and Van Persie, many feel we will lean towards a more European style of formation, favoured by the Barcelona’s and their mothers. 4-2-3-1 is the idea, or as we played in the Champions League this week, the fabled 4-3-2-1…The Christmas Tree formation that Glenn Hoddle tried to implement on his England side once upon a long ago, with varying success.

    This is all very bad news for Chico.

    Why? (More …)

     
    • Paul King 18:12 on October 4, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      I see no sense in buying Lewandoski because he’s a player in the mould of RVP. So it will be the same story. I’d rather stick with Chicharito because outside of Rooney and RVP, he’s my next choice. Welbeck wastes a lot of the time on the ball. I’d rather improve these players, not forgetting we have young players to groom in King, Henriquez etc.

    • John Tring 02:16 on October 5, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Utd’s so-called scouting is just as bad as the team and coaches. Why did we buy a very ordinary Young for 17M pds when much better players are going for much less? Cazorla? In Spain and Germany, may be Italy, there are superb players that cost much less. Michu cost 2m!!!! What’s wrong with Utd these days? On and off the field, the Club seems heading downhill. No., not the Glazers but the OT cozy gang of Gill and SAF are responsible. Why Lewandoski>? You need decent defenders and midfielders, not fancy strikers..Vidal was bought for what like 10m pds and now Utd apparently want him but I’m sure he’ll cost upwards of 30m after 1 season at Juve!

    • Hassan 12:14 on November 16, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      LOL at this article.

    • Krzysztof 22:22 on December 10, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Lewandowski is not for you. He is too soft for your football. He is psychologically weak – he scores when the team plays well. Only 36% of his goals are the “point-winning” ones (compare to 59% of Huntelaar and 54% of Gomez – top three Bundesliga strikers, last season data). He is an add-in, not the leader. And as an add-in, he costs too much. He’d better go South. Spain ot Italy – this is his promised land.

  • caddiesandyoung 13:21 on September 29, 2012 Permalink | Reply
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    A Real Week In Football – The Harmony Of Scouse & Super John Terry…Banter King 

    Due to the hyper sensitivity around football at the moment, I’ll review recent events with the delicacy of Edward Scissorhands knocking one out.

    We visited Anfield, home of our favourite neighbours for a jolly affair. Before the match there were Hillsborough related silences, balloons and flowers. All was handled respectfully by both sides and the entire match carried on in the same vein really. The highlight of the 1st half was when Jimbob Shelvey slipped and accidentally caused pain to Jonny Evans. Jimbob, being the respectful young man he is, volunteered to leave the field of play and while heading for the tunnel he screamed “I’M SORRY FOR LOWERING THE TONE!” in the direction of Sir Alex Ferguson. At half-time, the players  served each other orange quarters and dilute squash before wishing their opponents  all the best for the 2nd half. Almost as soon as the match had resumed, that delightful chap and friend to DJs worldwide, Steven Gerrard gave the home side a 1-0 lead and Manchester United players, fans and most notably manager applauded with aplomb. Five minutes later, and wanting to keep things pleasant, the plucky scousers stepped aside to allow Rafael to curl in a lovely goal and make it 1-1. (More …)

     
  • caddiesandyoung 19:22 on September 22, 2012 Permalink | Reply
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    A Real Week In Football – Enter The Buttner And Rodgers Dodgers 

    Following on from the devastating news that our dynamic duo Shinji & Robin had both died while on international duty, we just didn’t know how, as a team we would recover.

    We welcomed The Pie-Eaters to Old Trafford and spent the first 45 minutes in mourning at our bereavement. At half-time a tearful Chicharito noticed Robin hiding behind the physio table while Scholes was dazzled after spotting Shinji running above the stadium exquisitely stepping from one rain drop to another. It turned out, despite United fans across the world thinking otherwise, they had lesser injuries than you may incur from a medium sized sneeze! All cheerful and out of mourning United won 4-0 with debut goals from Little Nicky (not the son of Satan played by Adam Sandler) and Büttner (the actual son of Satan).

    Elsewhere it was nice to get the answer to the big question; Can a bunch of egotistical overpaid mercenaries do it on a tepid Saturday afternoon in Stoke? The answer is clearly no. Another question nobody gives a crap about; Will the handshake happen? I don’t care if they get their little fellas out and start sword fighting, it’s important not to waste all the excitement on a pointless pre match handshake so the actual match isn’t a terribly boring 0-0 between the Rentboys and the Rentboys-lite!!

    Being known as the Black-Cats it seemed Sunderland cared nothing for Liverpool or sentiment as they made it 4 games without a win for Buck Rodgers, who if he carries on like this he may become my favourite Dippers manager since Kenneth the furniture whisperer. (More …)

     
    • Real Red not a fake like you tit features 21:31 on September 22, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      What gang of utter morons you Manure are. You have the intelligence of a snail walking on salt thinking it may taste good.

  • footballsexrocknroll 22:40 on September 20, 2012 Permalink | Reply
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    The Thankless Task: The Curse Of Being A Manchester United Goalkeeper 

    There’s no denying that we’ve had some ups and downs over the replacements of our long serving goalkeepers over the years, the tirade of goalkeepers that followed in the years after Peter Schmeichel left ranged from promising, to terrifying, to supposedly good until they were hit by what appeared to be a United goalkeeping curse, and sometimes ending in, Fergie, dude, what were you thinking?

    There was Taibi, Bosnich, Barthez, Carroll, Ricardo, Goram, and even Van Der Gouw who had served as second choice to Peter. Now Taibi, despite his dubious moments was brilliant for at least the majority of his debut in the Liverpool game, considering he only played four games for us, that’s not bad going. Yes, Southampton and Chelsea are the ones that stick in your head but the boy did have some talent, the saves he made showed that, but a bit of talent isn’t enough to be a top class goalkeeper. I’ll never for the life of me understand why we resigned Bosnich. Yes he was decent at Villa, but we had already decided he wasn’t good enough. If someone proposes to you and you tell them no; saying yes a decade later because no one else came along really isn’t going to ensure you happiness in any shape or form.

    I’m still assuming that we signed Barthez because he had a really shiny head/world cup winner’s medal. Either that or it was a ploy to finally get Laurent Blanc to sign for United the following season, luring him with the promise of getting to kiss Barthez’ head on much more regular basis. I’m not calling Barthez a bad goalkeeper. He made great saves a plenty for us. But you should never look for an entertainer as a goalkeeper, and Barthez was nothing if not entertaining. The lack of consistency made his reign more painful to watch than the attempts of any other goal keeper, because more was expected of him. After all, he was a World Cup Winner. With, as previously mentioned, a really shiny head. (More …)

     
    • Jez Evans 22:09 on September 24, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Really great read!

      Whilst you could argue that De Gea’s lack of first team games could hamper his progression, you could just as easily say that the competition means he won’t rest on his laurels and will work twice as hard thus ultimately becoming better. Look at Tim Howard. Perhaps if he’d been in a similar position as De Gea is now, with someone really pushing him, he’d have turned out better. He arrived like De Gea, young and inexperienced (not as young but still young) but as you allude to in the article, Fergie stuck with him for the first season at least, but you could argue his mistakes were never stamped out because he was undisputed first choice despite them. Now, if De Gea makes a mistake he’s dropped. I reckon this could bring the best out of him eventually. If De Gea kept goal despite his mistakes, we could have another Tim Howard. Time will tell and it could go either way…

      Agree about Foster though, I was really happy to see a young English keeper with massive potential looking set to become our eventual number 1. Complete idiot though as you say…

  • caddiesandyoung 14:51 on September 8, 2012 Permalink | Reply
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    A Real Week In Football – Arsenal Outrage, Liverpool Shipbuilding And Scarfman Feeds Tevez 

    Three weeks in and what have we learned?

    Arsenal fans are outraged and rightly so. The club allowed the contract of their star player, Dobbin Van Horsie (aka Judas Iscariot), to run down in an unthinkable repeat of the Sandra Nasri situation of the previous summer.  Fear not Gooners for Professor Yaffle had already purchased the replacements and one of them is a sharpshooter. Step forward Oliver Giro. 3 games and 2 clear open goals missed he might just hold the same goal threat as a latter-day Emile Heskey or, dare I say it…Kevin Davies?

    And what of our chums down the East Lancs Road?

    2011-12 was a horror season for them with the Furniture Whisperer leading a badly thought out reprisal of the Third Reich and spending money as unrealistically as had ever been witnessed in football. This week a story came out claiming that Steve Bruce, upon hearing that Liverpool were interested in Henderson, suggested to his chairman that they might get as much as £4m for him. The furniture whisperer is long gone and has been replaced by the former Chelsea Fluffer Bending Rodgers, a real sharp cookie. His first idea was to try to buy Swansea but he hadn’t quite got enough money so instead he bought Joe Allen, but to remain true to recent transfer policy he paid 3 times what the player was worth. (More …)

     
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